Brown Cow Maple Yogurt

Now I understand all of those commercials where women cream themselves over yogurt.

This shit is good.

I’ve had some womanly problems which led me to buy loads of yogurt this week. I read that some commercial brands do not contain all the wonderful cultures my body needs, so I looked at the organic aisle in HyVee to find this: Brown Cow All Natural Maple Cream Top Yogurt. It made me make all those weird faces and gender essentialist statements these women make. Not really, but damn, it was good.