Life: Synopsis

• Wake up from a nightmare about graduate school.
• Get dressed in professional clothing for graduate school.
• Drink coffee and worry about graduate school.
• Hurry to make it to graduate school on time.
• Arrive at graduate school and walk for 15 minutes from $300 parking spot.
• Drink coffee and worry about graduate school.
• Enter graduate school classroom. Talk about books.
• Talk to graduate school cohorts about institutional issues.
• Print readings for graduate school.
• Read for graduate school.
• Lead peer tutoring sessions. Make $10/session to pay for graduate school.
• Drink coffee and worry about graduate school.
• Drive home, continue to worry about graduate school.
• Eat while thinking about graduate school.
• Read for graduate school.
• Read for graduate school.
• Drink coffee and worry about graduate school.
• Read for graduate school.
• Drink coffee and worry about graduate school.
• Drink wine and worry about graduate school.
• Read for graduate school.
• Drink wine and worry about graduate school.
• Pass out worrying about graduate school.
• Repeat.

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